Weird Shit That Freaks People Out

Some of my friends are freaked out by the weirdest shit and as tempting as it is to publicly humiliate them with their weird shit, I promised my sister I wouldn't use any names.

Here's a list of Weird Shit That Freaks People Out (not including my sister):

One of my pals gets freaked out by toilet paper which rolls out from the underside. If she sees this, she must change it so it rolls over.

Another gal pal gets the heeby jeebies from capsicum and tomato seeds. Also, if you hold up a handful of plastic straws so you can see the open holes at the end, she screams. It's true.

Big Commando Guy (he really WAS a commando) cannot eat small round things. Grapes, olives, peas, cherries, nuts of any kind (even peanuts which aren't actually round)...once, someone threw an olive at him which got him on the shoulder. Big Commando Guy beat the Olive Chucking Guy til he was blue. May I repeat: Big Commando Guy who recently fought in a war WITH GUNS AND SHIT is freaked out by small round edible things.

You know when you slice the spikes and skin off a fresh pineapple and you're left with the little "eyes" of the spikes in the pineapple's flesh? Beefy Buffed-As Asian Dude can't be in the same room as aforementioned peeled pineapple. HE HAS TO LEAVE THE ROOM because he feels as though the pineapple is looking at him. Worthy of note in this situation is that Beefy Buffed-As Asian Dude who is scared of peeled pineapples SWIMS WITH SHARKS FOR A LIVING.

So if you think YOU have a phobia, be it sharks, snakes, spiders, heights, small spaces or peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, think about the Big Commando Guy who recently fought in a war with guns and shit is freaked out by olives. Just be thankful that at least your fear of heights doesn't make you a weirdo.